Meal plan for October 6th – 12th
I did a terrible job of posting last week. I’m sorry. I have a really really good excuse though. I was tired and feeling L-A-Z-Y. Every night when I got home, Troy would say...
Meal plan for September 28th – October 5th
We were sitting inside on Wednesday night and all of the sudden we heard this crazy loud :splat splat splat: and then an enormous 10 minute intense downpour took place, overwhelming our gutters, and...
Confessions, September
One of my favorite times of the month – confessions! It’s when I unleash some verbal diarrhea, then you do it, and we all feel great, free, and are ready to move on with...
Meal plan for September 22nd – 28th
Thanks for your kind words last week, and for commiserating with me on having a “highly spirited” boy. High fives and lots of loves to anyone out there who has to keep up with...
Happy Birthday to the Random Stranger From the Internet Who Didn’t Murder Me
Waaaaaaaay back in 2008, I was on a chat board for women who were planning to have kids. Basically we were a bunch of women talking about getting pregnant, and baiting each other in...
Meal plan for September 15th – 21st
You need to stop reading this right now. There is a plague in our house, and I don’t want you to catch it!!! Last week, with Jack starting school and a new daycare, I...
When the Type A Ant Removed the Tiny Grasshopper Shaped Stick From Her Ass
Once upon a time, in a magical and beautiful land called the Pacific Northwest, there lived an albino ant who was a very skilled at putting away food. This ant was not worried about...
Meal plan for September 1st-7th
My jaw hurts, my teeth feel loose, and my jeans are tight. I think I ate too much taffy at the ocean. Like, waaaaaaaay too much taffy. My friend and I became taffy experts...
The Front Yard Garden
When we first moved in to this rental house, the yard was a freaking mess. Weeds were two to five feet tall, and there were decorative grasses and high maintenance plants everywhere. Oh and...
Meal plan for August 25 – 31st
Let’s get one thing straight my friends. I wrote this post late on Saturday night after taking a sleeping pill for the first time in a month. I’ve been sleeping like CRAP for the...
Confessions, August
I’ve been slacking on posting confessions for the last two months; forgive me! New here? Confessions are (supposed to be) a monthly feature where I say stuff most people are too afraid to say,...
Meal plan for August 18th – 24th
Every doctor has their own gauge for when a patient is considered “on the mend”. For some, it’s the ability to walk around the hospital. For others, it is a return of a hearty...
