If you’re new around here, confessions is a time for us to all unburden ourselves of the silliness we’re feeling at the moment. I share dumb things, then you share dumb things, and we all have a better day because of it.
Let’s get started!
I’ve never seen that old Halloween standby, Hocus Pocus. And I’m not the least bit sorry about it.
The roads where I live do not have a sidewalk, and in most cases, the shoulder is only gravel. Traffic in my neighborhood is fairly light. When I’m walking, I walk on the road but move over to the shoulder as soon as I see/hear a car.
Even when there are no oncoming cars in the other lane, there are some drivers that hug the fog line when driving by me. You can’t scoot over just a little bit buddy? I’m pretty much in a ditch here!
Oh, and I wear a sexy bright green safety vest, often a blinking headlamp (like the cool kids do), and I’m 6 feet tall. It’s not hard to see me.
I can’t wait until my kids go back to school so I can go back to secretly taking their shit to Goodwill. The clutter in my four-year-old’s room is out of control right now.
The vehicles that improperly display giant American flags drive me bananas. In most cases, they aren’t actually following the guidelines for properly displaying the flag. #IwasanROTCnerd
Many are displayed on the incorrect side, and they violate at least one section of “Respect for the Flag” guidelines outlined under the U.S. Flag Code. And the vehicles that drive around with ratty and frayed flags? Argh!
I don’t drink and thus I have zero tolerance for anything boozy. I started drinking a bit of kombucha before bed because my body thinks it is wine and calms me down and helps me sleep.
The label says it contains less than .5% alcohol by volume. Troy calls it my “sleepy juice”.
Ok, friends, your turn! What do you need to confess?