If you’re new around here, confessions is a time for us to all unburden ourselves of the silliness we’re feeling at the moment. I share dumb things, then you share dumb things, and we all have a better day because of it.
Let’s get started!
Nothing makes me laugh harder or smile more than seeing two dogs together who are completely different sizes. A mastiff and a pug as best friends? Forget about it, my day/week is made. Make that into a reality show and I will absolutely watch it.
The only thing better is if the giant dog has a diminutive name like “Tiny”.
After I workout or run, there is always a moment when I’m struggling to remove my sweaty sports bra when I think “this is how I’m going to die”. Every.single.time.
I was shopping at a small independent store and had to use their bathroom. It was cutely decorated, but there, by the toilet, was a basket of magazines.
First off, NO. Second, why are you trying to keep people in your bathroom longer? Third, NO. Fourth, NOOOOOOO.
My friend’s daughter went to a Montessori daycare, and the daycare helped potty train all the kids. But I guess instead of calling in potty training, they call it “toileting”.
It always caught me off guard when I would hear her say “(kid’s name) do you have to toilet”? It always sounded like she was talking to a well-trained dog.
Dear motorcycles who tailgate cars, not a good idea. In fact, it’s a super bad idea. I never took physics in school, but I understand that in any situation in which you crash into a car, you’re going to lose. Please be safe. Xo, Sarah.
Ok, friends, your turn! What do you need to confess?