If you’re new around here, confessions is a time for us to all unburden ourselves of the silliness we’re feeling at the moment. I share dumb things, then you share dumb things, and we all have a better day because of it.
Let’s get started!
Nobody is more hopeful that everything will turn out ok than someone wearing a white cloth smartwatch band. I always think “isn’t that adorable” when I see one. How long is that going to stay clean?!
What is with the new trend of people putting in purple, blue, or red lights into gyms (public and home gyms)? I see these photos on Instagram and it always looks like someone is working out in a Saw movie.
I feel like we have enough celebrity wine brands. I mean, seriously? Do we need to know what kind of wine that the fourth lead from One Tree Hill likes to drink? You’re not growing your own damn grapes. Enough.
I’m constantly confused by the number of (full) tied-up poop bags that I see tossed aside on my walk. So let me get this straight. You went through the trouble of picking up the dog poop (which everyone knows is the worst part), you tied a knot in it, but then decided that walking a block to throw it away was just too much?
I realized that I was old the other day when I went to Target and I couldn’t find anything in their newly redesigned trendy makeup/skincare section. I just needed some shampoo for Jack and wandered around looking as confused as my mom used to be trying to use dial-up internet.
I’ve discovered that there is nothing more delightful than watching a squirrel run. It is full-on active squirrel season here, and I see them sprinting while I’m out on my walk. The way they run is hilarious. Five stars, highly recommend.
Will my youngest child ever learn to eat OVER his plate? I’m lucky if I can get one of his butt cheeks to stay on the chair while he eats, but then he just sits sideways dropping crumbs EVERYWHERE. Whhhhhhhy?
I’m still really confused as to why banana bread became so popular in the early days of the pandemic. Like, really confused. In the before times did people just go get new bananas when theirs went bad? Was it stress baking? Had everyone ordered like 30 bananas from Instacart??
Ok, friends, your turn! What do you need to confess?