If you’re new around here, confessions are a time for us to all unburden ourselves of the silliness we’re feeling at the moment.
I share dumb things, then you share dumb things, and we all have a better day because of it. Let’s get started!
Advanced math has never been my strong suit, but riddle me this. I only have about 12 hairs total on my head, but I lose at least 400 a day. How does that add up?
Our fall in Washington started very late this year as we had unseasonably warm weather until the end of October. The gorgeous foliage we are seeing now is typically what we would see in mid-October.
The only downside to this is that it has extended the “is that a giant leaf or a dead animal” season. It makes driving a bit confusing and potentially gross.
One night I was so cold in bed and it took me forever to warm up. That night I had vivid dreams about shopping for electric blankets.
The dreams were so realistic that I had to check my phone when I woke up to make sure I hadn’t been shopping in my sleep.
I wish my Apple watch had a “busy mom” mode. If I hit 20-26k steps a day for three months straight, maybe, just maybe, you don’t give me the “hey, you can still do it” notification on the one freaking day that I haven’t hit my step goals.
How about instead you give me a “hey, everything ok with you” notification? Or maybe:
- “Just checking in”.
- “Did you twist your ankle”?
- “Recovering from surgery”?
- “Those dang kids sick again?”
Dear person with the “all lives matter” bumper sticker on your vehicle. You came to my attention as I watched you go 35 mph over the posted speed limit through a construction zone.
I guess all lives matter…except for road workers. Slow TF down.